"I got with jessica!"
Who hasn't?
Who hasn't?
by youstoopidcunt October 21, 2010
Get the Jessicamug. an ugly, stupid, BITCH whose sole purpose in life is to produce bastard babies, and feels no remorse. She is a huge, herpes-infested slut, who can't take care of a kid. She resembles and is often mistaken for Godzilla. She admits to being a fat *HIPPO-crite *hypocrie and a cheater and a boyfriend stealer. She is a huge shit talker; you can avoid her because one feels an earth quake when she approaches. Her physique is nothing less than flabby, just like her vagina. She smells like all the ocean's dead, rotten, fungus-infested fish. And she's horribly grotesque. She's also envious of all, and it's no wonder why. Beware of this hairy beast, who also resembles Chewbacca (mostly because of her hairy back);
by yeah, the real BEAUTIFUL one October 17, 2008
Get the Jessicamug. by Jsheoenkwk December 28, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is a fucking sociopath and liar. Don't trust her and seriously DON'T date her. She might threaten kill herself and actually try if you date and break up with her!
by Thatbigirl101 October 5, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. an attractive girl with a beautiful mind and a lot too offer. she’s quite mystic, and in love with the arts. strong in mind and spirit, with a will that wont let go of either. knowledgeable , and knowing herself truly, she knows how to work around things and work through just about anything. seemingly perfect she is still as cunning as a cat. don’t corner her and don’t get played.
That Jessica did it again
by KnowingSoul May 11, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. by Hackelo February 8, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. A commonly used code name, for a person who is the same gender as you who you have a crush on, but who is straight
Why can't Jessica be gay?
by bioluminescentgelatinousfish November 29, 2016
Get the Jessicamug.