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Jes

A man who only thinks about himself. Lies and deceives people to get what he wants. He comes off as very charming at first, but eventually shows his true colors. A man that believes material things are what make him important or “cool”.
He drives a fast car but has no emotional intelligence? Must be named Jes.
by ergrgrgrrgf November 23, 2021
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Dirty Jes

A Jessica evolves into a Dirty Jes once she’s divorced from an asshole and she gatekeeps her amazing vajay but when she lets one in…they aren’t ready for the rodeo they get.
She turned into a Dirty Jes once her dumb old man left her.
by Yiikes dot com June 11, 2023
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Jesus without je

Person 1: Say Jesus Without Je
Person 2: sus… OH YOU LITTLE SHI-
Person 1: Amogus
Person 2:STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
Person 1: ඞ
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Eden D. Snuts November 24, 2022
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Je$u$

What some may consider a reference to a mythical-magical Christian Jesus, or not, which places emphasis on the fact that often a large part of organized some religion is a money-making scam designed by charismatic and unscrupulous religious-leaders to separate the gullible and poorly educated from their money which greatly overshadows any actual mundane benefits given to the religious community as it instead lines the pockets of and enriches the religious leaders.
Je$u$ wants you to give to the BIG-church so the pastor can get a new Mansion and Jet to seduce his concubines with as he uses the tax code "Every organization exempt from federal income tax under IRS 501(a) must file an annual information return except: 1) A church .... " to remain unaccountable and hide the fact that he is just scamming people from their money instead of using the funds for social good as was intended by the religious exception in the tax code -- make religious institutions accountable by demanding they file an accounting form, like most every other charitable organizations must do, since large and small religious institutions have proven over and over again that they can't police themselves.
by DoorKnobHead March 28, 2019
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Je vous aime

spy:Je vous aime
sniper:*confusion*
scout:espion tu es gay
by raybeez March 24, 2022
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Jes

It is used the exact same way as the word “yes” but it is a bit more mexican.
Hank - Do you want some apples

Tom - Jes
by Bif Sniff December 10, 2024
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