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JEEP Ducks

Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.
There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed
by Pudblumpkin September 24, 2024
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Jeep

Sometimes used to describe one's ass
Man she had a kickin jeep
by TheTNTwither June 24, 2021
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Jeep Compass

A true Jeep that has potential. The first generation was the best although ugly until the facelift in 2011. Many people hate Compasses due to their size, but the original WW2 Jeep was even smaller.
“Dude, look at the stupid fake Jeep called a compass. What a loser”
“That Jeep Compass is not a fake Jeep and it’s more Jeep than the Fiat 500 based renegade
by Sylvester Lemon July 10, 2022
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Jeep Lag

The term given to the Delay that occurs when you press the Gas and the engine reacts, in a 2000s Jeep Wrangler
Wow, the Jeep Lag really got me at the beginning of that last Rock Climb.
by Labrador_Jeeper July 21, 2023
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jeep date

Taking a lover out into the wilderness where few vehicles can travel, ( impressing them) therefor leaving them aroused and ready to test the durability of the backseat.
Hey babe I think tonight would be a beautiful night for a jeep date, it'll be fun!
by GingerGrizzly October 5, 2016
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jeep gladiator j2000

Better than the 2020, these were made in the 60s and 70s, they are bad ass trucks,
by Gunslinger68055 April 11, 2021
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steady bouncing they jeeps

"a euphemism for doing extremely well," coined by Jerry Holkins (Tycho Brahe) of the webcomic Penny Arcade
Child's Play is steady bouncing they jeeps in the New York Streets
by Expligatory November 25, 2010
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