Jason

A douche who looks very similar to a Neanderthal. You can identify a Jason by his prominent brow bone and distinctive poof on his chin that he likes to call a chin-beard. In reality, this is mold that is growing upon his visage. His singing can be likened to toads mating. His breast size should be a solid b-cup which is accentuated best by his Lance Armstrong bike shirt. His bosom will cause some of the ladies to be jealous. He is short in both physical stature and schlong size. However, his ego makes up for this. Everyone should know that his IQ is at least 260, and that is DEFINITELY not an exaggeration. If he breaks up with anyone it is certainly a good idea, for his IQ told him so.

Girl 1: damn, I wish my boobs were as big as Jason's,

Girl 2: Yeah, I know, right? Me too. I'm only an A-cup...

Man in the forest: What's that sound. Is that a toad. Oh wait. Jason has begun a ballad...

by My guitar June 11, 2012

jason

is usually a fag

jason is such a fag

by emms 1234 May 27, 2016

Jason

While he can sometimes be a whiney bitch, we forgive him because he also has a nice spine. Damn. He has an expansive buttplug collection and enjoys long walks on the beach. Usually alone. When he is not walking on the beach or trying out a new buttplug, Jason can be found trying to find the meaning of life... and failing horribly. Life is pain.

Damn Jason has fine spine!

by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016

Jason

Jason the latin word for big penis and spoon

I have such a big jason!

by Stabacus69 October 17, 2019

Jason

An insufferable midget

“That guys a total jason”

by Hugh O’Niel March 23, 2023

Jason

a term used for fat ugly and unattractive people, they tend to try to be funny but in reality they are stuck in 2017 doing outdated things to gain “Attention”

Logan: yo look at that jason

by daddypauldrake July 18, 2022

Jason

The greatest guy ever. A wonderful father, brother, son, and husband. Respectful, kind, loving, patient, generous, and pure. A God seeking man who is willing to help other when they are in need and puts others before himself. There is no other guy like him.

Jason Helped get the groceries out of the car.

by Jolly Ginger Goat November 22, 2021