Around the Jar

A quick jog around the yard while your friends share a laugh at your drunken expense.

“Take 3 laps around the jar”!

by NotYourAverageEv July 5, 2021

Jar Of Lemons

American Alt-Rock Band best known for their hit song "Jeff". They currently have 4 unreleased albums: "Deep Void", "2 Dudes McWalkin'", "Unoriginals", and "What?". They are heavily inspired by the band "Weezer". Jar Of Lemons is notorious for delaying their albums. Their fans are waiting for one to release, and their are getting impatient. One day they will be appreciated for taking extra time to finish their albums.

Have you heard of Jar Of Lemons? They're pretty underground.

by Trombonewithsocksoverhisjeans February 19, 2021

tits in a jar

When something is as good as it gets.

Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

Jar of Dirt

A small internet fad created when a Pirates of the Carribean 2 fan created a song from the famous POTC2 phrase, "...come to negotiate, you slimy git? Look what I've got. I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it..." said by the character Jack Sparrow. The main centre for this fad is the site YTMND, although many videos for the song "I've Got a Jar of Dirt Remix" have been uploaded to Youtube.

Did you see the latest Jar of Dirt YTMND?

No, but I just watched one of the song videos.

by P A Smith December 9, 2008

jam jar

Jam jar - car

Lets all get in the jam and go daaah to brighton.

by Rowley May 16, 2003

toot jar

a jar that one farts into in order to conceal the smell for a future indiviual to enjoy. Toot Jars usually have a tight plasic lid so none of the smell escapes.

Ryan gasped as he opened the lid of my toot jar and took a great wiff.

by Jason9 September 18, 2006

pesto jar

A really awkward person

Man, what a pesto jar she is

by Doctor MacDeath August 17, 2011