jaber

he’s a one hot mf, when you see this man you will go “damn thats a hot mf” and your pussy will instantly throb from his hot seggsy face.

jaber is daddy.
denise is jaber’s gf.

by fatwap May 25, 2021

Jager

Booze. Has a stag on the bottle because it use to be made with stag blood back in the day. Will get you wasted. Tastes like black licorice. Will get you wated. Damned expensive. Also a kick ass music tour with SLAYER! Have I mentioned it will get you wasted?

"I shouldn't have taken 8 shots of Jager in 10 minutes."
"You just blew chunks of Jager all over."
"I'm sorry I puked Jager all over your carpet. My bad homes! Holla!"

by Lindzko December 9, 2004

Jager Bomb

Stuff that will fuck you up completely. Rumored to be invented by Hitler

Damn those Jager bombs, they waged Blitzkrieg on my body & before i knew it i couldn't stand up, the battle was lost

by datguy1datguy2 July 15, 2011

Jager-Dom's

A jager Bomb but instead of using Red Bull or other energy drink substitute with Dom Perigon Champagne. Class it up!

Chewie is so freaking rich he drinks Jager-Dom's at the club

by Mike12345678 December 2, 2010

Jaberkin

vb.
To have anal sex while giving birth, or with a pregnant woman giving birth.

Billy was born while his parents jaberkinned in the shed out back.

by "Mistakes Central" July 23, 2016

Virgin Jägerbomb

When you mix som sleep ( aka some drink that is suppoused to knock you out in 30 mins) and energy drink and see which one kills you first.

Im making a virgin jägerbomb.
Hehe lol let's see if it kills me.

by Alwx. March 1, 2021

jagermeister

A gobsmacking kraut liquer that tastes a little like sambuca, but with an herby taste. Some people swear it has a unique buzz, and I thought it did too when I first tried it...but then I remembered the spliff I smoked only moments earlier. Damn that short term memory!

You gotta love that label on the bottle with the deer buck and the cross...it's so....Jagermeister.

by bomb biscuit January 29, 2004