jakob

a pussy who likes to cancel ppl and has too many second chances. he is gonna burn in hell

that person is a jakob

by twinxkk December 20, 2022

Jakobing

The act of getting 4th place in a competition

The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.

by tpul August 7, 2024

Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester

Probably really tall

Wow you're at least 1 Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester tall!

by Pokéfan1408 December 3, 2024

Jakob

He is very dryg

Fyfan vad dryg du är Jakob

by Vem vet... January 27, 2017

Jakob Njos

Chief of Horney Police

At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”

by Imyourpapa001 November 5, 2023

Jakob Moment

Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.

"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"

"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."

by Rat God. August 15, 2022

Jakob Stahr

Jakob Stahr is the type of dude who has incredible muscles and a wonderfully beautiful face.

his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.

Oh wow, look at that handsome young man. He must be related to Jakob Stahr

by Antiom November 24, 2021