have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

Pick-up line for the desperate.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

jackass

a jackass is a person that is stupid and overall not understanding the shit that is going on around them

look at james what a jackass he has no shit of whats going on

by balosires9000 June 18, 2019

Jackass

Jack:- local boy or by trade ./ a jack / jackyboy / lumberjack/ jack of all trades..
Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didn’t or hasn’t applied them selves in accordance.

Young boy wanted to jump of the roof onto the trampoline again, but wasn’t up to it, so looked for another way down. Upon finding his father’s thin tinned small garden shed near the corner of the house, not thinking more than 3 times and impatient as a youngster is.. leaped…

Father: WTF!???…. *runs out side…. “JACKASS!!!”

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 3, 2022

Jackass

Jackass - A man whoms't has been left with their anal cavity exploded in, and has proceeded to wonder around without flushing it out

HEY!! There's one of those slutty town drinkers. I bet she has a whopping jackass

by YoMama69Main October 1, 2023

american jackass

when you know just enough about a topic or subject to mention it but don't know enough to elaborate on it.

I started telling my friend about how the James Webb telescope was finding galaxies so far away that they shouldn't exist but then realized I was being an American Jackass as I tried to explain the findings further.

by Traveling_Ace October 13, 2023

Jackass

A person who act like a ass all of the time and doesn’t even care if u ask him or her to stop

Jeff is a jackass

by Skybeelitt December 17, 2018

Don't jackass the thing

Do not sabotage the situation by engaging in risky behavior that will jeapordise the greater good. Popular used by the prime minister of trinidad and tobago to warn citizens during covid lockdown.

Don't jackass the thing by going to zezzer parties during lockdown.

by anonymous November 23, 2021