A midget that looks and sounds like a demented Weasel, that suffers from Erectile Dysfunction, likes Anal, usually has a penis no longer than 2 - 3 Inches and likes to dream about fucking Animals.
by The Pussy Cat September 26, 2015
Get the Jessemug. Jesse is a fat pig who always cheats in video games, he is funny but he also is very annoying he thinks he's cool but actually he's dumb and the only video games he ever wants to play are super hero ones and since he dosen't have his own device he always expects family members to share theirs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesse has NO butt
by Hfgtwhrkd August 26, 2017
Get the Jessemug. A good looking and outgoing pimp that everyone knows and get alone with well. Jesse knows everything that happen or what's going to happen. Also Jesse could be the guy of your dreams.
by Jesse Copeland September 9, 2016
Get the Jessemug. A gamer who loves to watch porn and a good friend and has a big appetite and loves cats and loves to buy Jordans and has a gf for about two days
Damn Jesse
by Hornyguy2542 October 22, 2017
Get the Jessemug. A male who is unlike anyone. he is gay and dislikes women. Jesse is known as a dike by everyone, however he thinks he is cool and makes fun of others. he cries when called a name. Jesse is the type of guy to hide his homosexuality from everyone.
by Fwancis September 21, 2018
Get the Jessemug. by Tiffanni April 19, 2008
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Get the Jessmug.