a dumb bitch who can’t read for shit, mental breakdowns three times a week, failing highschool, can’t speak properly either
jasmine is ew
by whoopschingchong January 2, 2020
Get the jasmine mug.1. someone who throws away a pumpkin after being given as a "heart warming get-well after getting your tonsils removed" present
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
by -B.A.Y. December 24, 2008
Get the jasmin mug.A silly mexican with a sexy dad and the most perfectist bestest friend ever and ever (also known as a Jordana).
Boy: "yo man i need me some tacos"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
by percy jackson January 22, 2013
Get the Jasmine mug.Jasmine is a girl who seems to be very cold hearted at first but once you get to really know her shes a crazy ass bitch. Her reply game may be whack but that may be because she is feeding her dog roxi or is up on ft talking to someone whos name is not Hanna or Riddhi. Jasmine is obsessed with the fake ass WWE show and her fav thing to do is skip school. Overall, Jasmine is a nice person until you start beef w her :/
Hanna: Wyd
Jasmine: Just talking to this kid :/
Hanna: Ight chills call me later
Jasmine: Omg bro this kid is actually annoying me
Jasmine: Just talking to this kid :/
Hanna: Ight chills call me later
Jasmine: Omg bro this kid is actually annoying me
by bbqmustardmayo December 17, 2018
Get the Jasmine mug.Jasmine is a girl who loves meme and has her own language which is intriguing. She can be very smart and have the best advice at one time and the next be a dumbass. She is also extremely pretty and should BE MORE CONFIDENT.
“wow these memes are amazing”
“yeah i stole them from jasmine”
“wow these memes are amazing”
“yeah i stole them from jasmine”
by bitchidk January 10, 2019
Get the Jasmine mug.the name jasmine is given to gorgeous girls jasmine's are perfect they are thicc,funny, an kind . they have a badd attitude when you get them mad , there the can be the best friends you could ever ask for an if you have a jasmine in your life never let them go
by the social secret 🗝 February 18, 2019
Get the jasmine mug.Jasmine is a little shy when you first meet her but once you talk to her she is the funniest people you will ever meet. even though she has a very low self esteem she still manages to make people laugh. Jasmine is very smart but makes herself seem stupid to others. she is gorgous and she doesnt even know it. Dont ever let go of a Jasmine she is SPECIAL!!!!!!!
Jasmine
by MALENIA November 7, 2019
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