a dumb bitch who can’t read for shit, mental breakdowns three times a week, failing highschool, can’t speak properly either
jasmine is ew
by whoopschingchong January 2, 2020
Get the jasminemug. 1. someone who throws away a pumpkin after being given as a "heart warming get-well after getting your tonsils removed" present
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
by -B.A.Y. December 24, 2008
Get the jasminmug. A silly mexican with a sexy dad and the most perfectist bestest friend ever and ever (also known as a Jordana).
Boy: "yo man i need me some tacos"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
by percy jackson January 22, 2013
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmines are loving and caring but also really weird. If you're mean to her she has a dark side but if your nice shell treat you nicely back.
by Bruh.bro March 13, 2019
Get the Jasminemug. Gorgeous gorilla grip coochie babe who can be shy at first but once she’s comfortable becomes a whole different human. Her dances moves are impeccable and will always make you laugh. She is a sad girl inside though and very insecure. She just doesn’t see her true form and qualities the way others do
by Idkwhattoputonhere November 22, 2021
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmine is the prettiest person in the word and she likes to do sports,she loves making people laugh she is so hilarious,if you get on her bad side let's not talk about that but she is also cares about people, and when she dates people she makes sure that there happy and also that she is happy
Omg did you hear the joke that jasmine told it was so funny
Jasmine is so pretty
Jasmines and her boyfriend looks so cute together they have been dating for like 6 years
Jasmine is so pretty
Jasmines and her boyfriend looks so cute together they have been dating for like 6 years
by Jasmine is so pretty June 10, 2019
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmine is a little shy when you first meet her but once you talk to her she is the funniest people you will ever meet. even though she has a very low self esteem she still manages to make people laugh. Jasmine is very smart but makes herself seem stupid to others. she is gorgous and she doesnt even know it. Dont ever let go of a Jasmine she is SPECIAL!!!!!!!
Jasmine
by MALENIA November 7, 2019
Get the Jasminemug.