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Japanese Haystack 

Common nickname for ramen due to its similarities to the traditional corn chip, bean and salad dish popularised by the Seventh-day Adventist movement.
“Hey, that Japanese Haystack looks delicious!”

“Oh, it’s so good. The ramen chef has been developing his recipe for years.”

Japanese Girls

Obviously females originating from Japan. Looking at the other definitions, though, there seem to be an ulterior meaning.

There are a number of American men who prefer Asian ladies (especially Japanese) because they believe American women (or possibly western women in general) are undesirable due to a lack of lady-like qualities.

Many (notably feminists) have the misconception that Japanese females are naturally submissive, which seems to be proven incorrect by the definition above me. Aside from that, though, it is true that most women in Japan are not submissive, but it is also true that they do not tend to view relationships as a struggle for power like many American women.
Guy A: What kind of women do you like?

Guy B: I like Asian girls. Vietnamese and Chinese girls are fantastic! But Guy C told me Japanese girls were great!
Japanese Girls by BusinessMan September 2, 2005

Japanese Sweatervest 

The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.
Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...

Japanese Parachute 

On the roof of your house, after anal sex, blast your load all over her back, then throw her off the roof.
Not realizing where I parked, I destroyed my car when I gave her a Japanese Parachute.
Japanese Parachute by rjmcg88 February 22, 2009

japanese flag week 

N., referring to that delightful week most women expel from their uteruses a lining consisting of blood
Yeah, she's being pretty assie she must be celebrating Japanese flag week.
japanese flag week by Stew Pedasso October 31, 2003

japanese sandblaster

When a man of asian descent sprinkles sand on your face during a cum facial
You wouldn't believe the Japanese sandblaster I got tonight.