'Mutually Assured' meaning both candidates are assured.
by Jack Tha Rippa September 03, 2003

Mutual throw each other day is a day replacing national throw short people day, and it takes place on October 21. This day has been taken over by the short people, so they can get their revenge arc without having to wait until national throw tall people day.
Tall person: “Ha it’s October 21st! That means I get to throw you today”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”
by mother????? October 14, 2021

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.
Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.
Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.
by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

The idea that when two hyper-competitive people or organizations decide to directly advertise against one another the firsts move will elicit a response from the second that will begin a series of escalations in marketing expenditures beyond what would be reasonable in an efficient free market to the point of bankruptcy for both people or organizations. The term comes from the Cold War-era term Mutually Assured Destruction.
McDonald's and Burger King were so concerned with market share with the Big Mac and Whopper that they lost sight of the button line and in an effort to one-up the other in marketing dollars and thus market share, they are both now doomed. It is mutually assured bankruptcy.
by Fat Aaron January 13, 2020

Person 1: Oh my god how did u know i was one of _diotard‘s mutuals.
Person 2: You have so much cool and swag.
Person 2: You have so much cool and swag.
by _diotard March 17, 2021

I’m trying to glow up so I’m going to become mutuals with raggsterr cause raggsterrs mutuals are cute asf
by Raggsterrisamenace March 10, 2021

Miss_tetsuros mutuals are hot asf and extremely funny. Those mfs are always making her piss her pants, some of them have nice hands too moans. She's funny I swear. SHE'S 6'1, she won't stop talking about it. She's hot ok bye
Random person : my newborn ugly fat shit face baby just pissed his pants aww
Me : this shit must have been talking with Miss_tetsuros mutuals!
Me : this shit must have been talking with Miss_tetsuros mutuals!
by Shitkink March 09, 2021
