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Israeled

take another person's property without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.
It's the simple past of the verb "Israel".
John : What happened ?
Robert : Last night, someone Israeled my bicycle from the front yard, and I reported it to the police this morning.
by Dra ganov October 27, 2023
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Israeled

It's when someone takes over something that does not belong to them and when you want it back they will kill you and cry in their social media with ai generated photos and somehow people are stupid enough to believe them
Nick: Bro, my neighbor stole my favorite video game and he won't give it back to me.

Leon: Looks like you just got Israeled.
by Ahmednotisraeledland October 28, 2023
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Israelspeak

A language in which mass murderers are victims, killing children is self-defence, left is right, up is down and black is white.

Misleading or dishonest news which is likely to be entirely fabricated or filled with false information.

The speech of an ego-driven, arrogant individual who believes they are above the law or conventional wisdom, and can redefine reality to suit their own beliefs.
-"Siobhan says she broke little Alison's arm in self-defence"

- "What a load of Israelspeak"
by Pseoudocreem October 28, 2023
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Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)
This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths
by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023
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israeled

To act like the victim 24/7, but is able to steal things that belongs to someone else.
Peter joined Hamed's pool party, despite not being invited. After the party ended and everyone left, Peter kicked Hamed out of his own house!

Hamed is yelling "I got israeled! Help!"

Don't be like Peter!
by ggreals November 4, 2023
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Israel

A religious ethnostate that americans like for some reason
Israel must stop the genocide NOW
by EKimLipse November 7, 2023
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Israel

Israel in other words the holy land. Is a sacred land to the Jewish people as well as other religions like Christianity. Israel was the promised land to the Jewish people by god. The Jewish people have been through thousands of years or displacement, antisemitism, extermination and slavery. The Jews have been in the land of Israel since the biblical days (BCE) and were exiled during many different rulings but have returned to their rightful home through numerous times in history.

The land of Canaan has been the kingdom of Israel, Babylonia, 12 tribes of Israel, JUDEA and Samaria and then most recently Palestine during the British occupation ( British mandate Palestine). The name Palestine was in order to anger and taunt the Jews which is why during the mandate the land was called Palestine (א י) the Hebrew writing stand for “Eretz Israel” which translates to land of Israel. You can find that on every official document, passports and birth certificates printed during that time. The Jews and the Arabs living in Mandate Palestine were both against the occupation of the British. In 1948 the land was finally returned to the Jewish people and this time made official. The world then recognized Israel as an official and legal state in 1948. The one and only piece of land in the entire world that is for the Jewish people. Fortunately Israel will continue to thrive and flourish regardless of the hate and animosity it continues to get from the outside world!
One day all the Jewish people in the world will return to Israel because it is their home.

Israel is the promised land of and for the Jewish people.

Jews and the children of Israel.

The most beautiful country in the world is Israel.

Israel is home.
by PeacefulHomeland December 13, 2023
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