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Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.
"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"
by Daah "The DJ" December 1, 2021
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Iris

Deserves the world. They’re honest and one of the best people you will meet.
Iris! Piss!
by Running at u December 4, 2021
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Iris

A girl who doesnt know ANYTHING has a scare on her face and has longggggg brown hair "5'1 at only 11 and she is weird and talks ALOT. And sassy.
"Hi Iris, isn't that a flower?"

"Hi spring, isn't that a season! Now leave!"
by UrbandictionaryAllDay October 31, 2019
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Iris

Iris
shes a great person to be around, great for a laugh, even if her jokes arent the best or even funny at all. shes loveable and is the most gorgeous person you will ever meet, inside and out. but if you fall out with her or bitch abiut her behind her back you will lose her for a very long time because Iris doesnt forgive and forget that easily, and when she does forgive you most people would say she shouldnt forgive that person so easily. Shes lively and fun, blond hard and blue eyed beauty that always looks good in a skirt. shes trustworthy and is always there for you when ever and where ever.
omg i would never have forgiven her for that if that where me!
other girl - yeh but shes Iris.
by Sohoney November 2, 2019
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Iris

Iris
shes a great person to be around, great for a laugh, even if her jokes arent the best or even funny at all. shes loveable and is the most gorgeous person you will ever meet, inside and out. but if you fall out with her or bitch abiut her behind her back you will lose her for a very long time because Iris doesnt forgive and forget that easily, and when she does forgive you most people would say she shouldnt forgive that person so easily. Shes lively and fun, blond haired and blue eyed beauty that always looks good in a skirt. shes trustworthy and always there for you when ever and where ever.
omg i would never have forgiven her for that if that where me!
other girl - yeh but shes Iris.
by Sohoney November 2, 2019
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Iris Syndrome

Iris Syndrome is the same type of syndrome as “Mayu Syndrome” however this syndrome is not as contagious as Mayu Syndrome but the differences of this Syndrome is that instead of misspelling words you spell the words in numbers.
Damn Zen really made Iris Syndrome
by Z e n i s d u m b November 16, 2020
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