A natural law that dictates that the depth and accuracy of your task description is inversely proportional to the importance of the task. You will be given a ten-page written specification on preparing an invitation for five customers to come to morning coffee, a tax audit report will be requested in an email consisting of a single paragraph, while a request to revise the organization's entire cost structure will be delivered verbally in a single sentence.
CEO: Bernie, our database manager left and we need a report of all customers who bought semi-spleeted widgets in the northwest region since the beginning of the month. There's a potentially fatal fault and we need to do a product recall.
Bernie: Sure, right away! What's the product code for semi-spleeted widgets, and what's the region code?
CEO: Dunno. The database manager left. But it's all in the database. Just do it.
Bernie: Hmmm... the inverse specificity law indicates that this task must be critically important!
Bernie: Sure, right away! What's the product code for semi-spleeted widgets, and what's the region code?
CEO: Dunno. The database manager left. But it's all in the database. Just do it.
Bernie: Hmmm... the inverse specificity law indicates that this task must be critically important!
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a form of the alphabet where it is inverted half way through
therefore
a b c d e f g h i j k l m
z y x w v u t s r q p o n
so a=z g=t s=h
the result is always in capitals
therefore
a b c d e f g h i j k l m
z y x w v u t s r q p o n
so a=z g=t s=h
the result is always in capitals
with inversion colin becomes XLORM
by XLORM December 30, 2011
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someone: eww her attitude isn’t cute.
someone else: she must be friends with that girl from Inver Grove Heights Middle School
someone: yeah that bitch talk so much shit
someone else: she must be friends with that girl from Inver Grove Heights Middle School
someone: yeah that bitch talk so much shit
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Something that is definately something.
Something that is definately something.
Fred: Ryan, stop touchin' my thighs like that you jackass!
Jordan: Man are you gay!?
Fred: That's inevitable.
Ryan: You guys are always bullying me like some wasted fucktards.
( He goes and cries in his room )
Fred: Told you blud.
Jordan: Man are you gay!?
Fred: That's inevitable.
Ryan: You guys are always bullying me like some wasted fucktards.
( He goes and cries in his room )
Fred: Told you blud.
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