Inverkeithing

Inverkeithing is a small former fishing village located in Fife, Scotland. It is currently stuck in a time warp,

and the entire population of Inverkeithing currently has no running water or electricity. The locals support "the big team from Edinburgh" - Hibernian. "Hibs" casuals regularly get the steam train over the bridge to beg for tickets to matches and generally start fights.

The locals refer to themselves as "Divits." Inverkeithing has a compulsory ten child policy and inbreeding is a legal right.

The "Divits" are currently engaged in a 100 year war with High Valleyfield.

The Divit diet consists solely of Buckfast. "Bucky"

"Haw man I'm pure on my fifth bottle of Bucky the day" - Anonymous

Haw man, you got some pure spare change so I can see the Hibees play" - anonymous Divit

"Inverkeithing is unique as it is stuck in the 1800's" - The Scotsman

by Hibee1987 April 12, 2012

invert

A dive in which you jump off the board backwards and dive inwards.

An invert dive were you start at the board backwards.

by nonstopproduct January 2, 2006

Inverted Spongebob and Patrick

Sister sexual act to the Inverted Pooh Bear, achieved by replacing the lady with a guy and the honey with the special sauce from The Crusty Crab (McDonald's will also do. Guy #1(Patrick) suspends himself upside down from a stripper pole, next Guy #2(Spongebob) fills Patrick's anus with most of the Special Sauce and coats his tally whacker with the rest of the sauce. Spongebob and Patrick now commence in sucking/eating asshole until the sauce is gone (usually around the time of a double titanic orgasm). As with the Inverted Pooh Bear, only the strong survive.

Blake: "Evan, Jake, guess what!?!"
Evan and Jake: "What?"
Blake: "I just had a stripper pole installed!"
Evan: "But you're gay, what's the point?"
Jake: "How did you break it in? Dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?"
Blake: "Even better! My boyfriend and I did the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick last night!"
Evan: "Sweet Chronos, I'm surprised you're alive!"
Jake(at the exact same time): "Oh my god, I don't know if David was strong enough for that..."
Blake: "Sadly David was killed instantly, and I think my life was shortened by around 12 years..."

by Meeeeech December 15, 2008

invertigo

Noun: the queazy feeling you get from being upside down; space sickness

by Aantgray February 12, 2003

inevr

Una persona che cercava il nome dell amica di nome GINEVRA togliendo la G (iniziale) e la A (finale)

E niente Ginevra sei una troia

by Sto caxz May 30, 2020

inverted rusty trombone

A sexual act similar to the original rusty trombone with the exception that said trombone player is actually turned upside down by his partner in the air, hence the term "inverted". This variety does not necessarily require a male/female partnership as I first witnessed this act practiced (clothed, thankfully) by two men. It is imperative that the man being used as a trombone be strong, due to the fact that he has to turn and hold the trombone player upside down.

Friend 1 - "You know what's hot? When a chick gives you a rusty trombone."
Friend 2 - "Yeah, that's cool."
Friend 1 - "You know what's not hot? When you see two dudes doing a inverted rusty trombone."
Friend 2 - "That's gay, dude."
Friend 1 (shuddering) - "Yeah, I know."

by Visually Violated August 1, 2009

Inverted Boner

The phenomenon that occurs when a penis shrivels up and shrinks so much that it actually becomes tiny and hard. Usually due to being in the extreme cold or from seeing something disgusting.

Jesus Christ it's freezing outside, my penis just shrank itself into a 1-inch inverted boner!

by CptPoopants April 26, 2012