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dead pooper

A person that barricades themselves in a restroom stall during work hours avoiding work
"Hey i think Manny is a dead pooper, the door to the bathroom has been locked and I think he's dead in there."
by silyottersparky April 30, 2016
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Pooper Scooper

A sex act in which a girl takes a shit on a man's dick. Then the man uses his penis to scoop the poop into a condom (bag for dog shit) then he places the filled condom in the girl's ass (the trash can).
You would not believe how messy the pooper scooper was when I was with Yolanda last night. She left that shit in her ass until after I left.
by ninth.undertow July 30, 2019
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Glue Pooper

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.
"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1

"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2
by Senor Taint Tickler March 28, 2012
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ostrich pooper

A person who is just being an asshole or extremely toxic. This word describes a person that nobody would typically want to have as a friend.
Josh: God! Daniel is being such an ostrich pooper!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.

Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!
by Mr. Ostrich Man March 13, 2019
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juicy pooper

Dayum did you see Beyonce? She's got one juicy pooper!
by absurdwordnerd February 24, 2018
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pooper grouper

A very organized person. Someone who keeps their shit (affairs) in order.
Them: wow, Joe sure has a well organized office

Me: yep, he's a real pooper grouper.
by Pooper Grouper January 11, 2022
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Pooper Snooper

When some one takes a crap on a glass coffee table and you lay underneath and watch.
After giving her a ShockerSanchez, she got on the table and gave me a Pooper Snooper!
by Dcraig1217 December 11, 2010
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