When someone/a company creates a new brand identity and it is boring and blah (bland) - doesn't do anything for the brand and is pretty much worse than the brand was to begin with.
Customer 1: Did you notice the new logo for that computer store.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.
by DaveMK March 2, 2010
Get the Bland Identity mug.A definition post on the site Urban Dictionary, that's subject is to define the name of someone and their characteristics when they are not a personality or famous in any way. Usually regarding the name of an individual known by posters or poster locally or through friendship.
Urban Identity Frauds can also be individuals posting definitions consisting of another person and their characteristics, usually without consent.
Urban Identity Frauds' definitions can be misleading to others with the same name in the post. The person may identify with the definition and apply characteristics to themselves, skewing their perception of themselves and reality.
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Urban Identity Frauds can also be individuals posting definitions consisting of another person and their characteristics, usually without consent.
Urban Identity Frauds' definitions can be misleading to others with the same name in the post. The person may identify with the definition and apply characteristics to themselves, skewing their perception of themselves and reality.
:O That's deep.
Urban Identity Fraud Post: "Amelia: A person with pink hair and sparkling eyes and personality! Slay Bishhhhhhhh!"
Definition Reviewer: *Denies definition*
Definition Reviewer: *Denies definition*
by OrangeSponge! January 14, 2019
Get the Urban Identity Fraud mug.Treating someone in certain ways to give them an identity that is better or worse than the one they have.
An example of identity-giving is when one day, someone treats someone else as if they were a genius, then on another day that person treats the person in ways that say that person is fool.
by but for January 17, 2021
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Telling a person who or what they are or also treating them in certain ways to improve or deteriorate their identity and get them to do or not do something.
Telling a person who or what they are or also treating them in certain ways to improve or deteriorate their identity and get them to do or not do something.
Some religions tell their followers they are "sinners"; other religions tell their followers they are "the chosen." Compliments such as "you are the best," or insults such as "you are a fucking idiot" are also examples of "identity giving".
by but for June 30, 2020
Get the Identity Giving mug.Can't be contingent upon arbitrary and peripheral elements of your identity. Because what happens when your societally assigned identity is "nigger?" Your whole thing breaks down at that point. "Incel" is just as arbitrary. But it's always going to be somebody if we accept your definition.
Hym "Your identity can't be Professor-Father-Husband, Jordan. If that were the case, there would be no difference between you and every other Professor-Father-Husband. If it's contingent on your status, your status can be low ARBITRARILY. In the context of determinism, you are the antecedent chain of events leading to the present expressed as a locus of subjectivity. And I'm not standing of the shoulders of anyone, Douglarse. One of us is a giant and the other is a toxic sycophant with a stinky penis."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
Get the Identity mug.Self-Love. A healthy high ego.
It gets mistaken for arrogance.
Bootleg Vanity - if you really like how you look, but you don’t take it seriously and it’s light-hearted. Then your friends know you’re bullshitting them they just do whatever, but they’re cool about it.
High-End Vanity - a healthy selfish. Putting yourself before others to do what's best for you.
Vanity - the mirror thing where you want to kiss yourself and you actually mean it.
It can fluctuate, change and/or evolve over time.
It gets mistaken for arrogance.
Bootleg Vanity - if you really like how you look, but you don’t take it seriously and it’s light-hearted. Then your friends know you’re bullshitting them they just do whatever, but they’re cool about it.
High-End Vanity - a healthy selfish. Putting yourself before others to do what's best for you.
Vanity - the mirror thing where you want to kiss yourself and you actually mean it.
It can fluctuate, change and/or evolve over time.
I'm a hybrid Bootleg-High-End Vanity,
Bootleg-leaning Vanity
AKA Bootleg Vanity-leaning Vanity.
Vanity Identities
- Dr. Bota
Bootleg-leaning Vanity
AKA Bootleg Vanity-leaning Vanity.
Vanity Identities
- Dr. Bota
by Dr. Bota November 16, 2021
Get the Vanity Identities mug.Every time he goes out people approach him on the street and tell them how much he helped them.... And he's like "What, wait... I never said that." And then he realizes that IT WASN'T HIM! IT WAS HYM! ME HYM! And then he cries like a bitch about it because he wants the 80,000 a month he gets on patreon but he KNOWS that he's defrauding them! He can't tell the truth because he'll lose everything! And NOW, he's trying to rally politicians behind him like Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw, collude with the media, BEGGING them to protect him so he can pretend to be a religious thought leader! Even though HIS THOUGHTS aren't what made those people throw their money at him! Lookathimlookathimlookathim! He's "Duplicitous" now! Ahahahahahaha! Look. He's going to try to beat me to the punch and kill the creature before me. Jordan... If a casual gaze from me was enough to SHEAR YOU TO YOUR CORE... What are YOU going to do the the creature!? If The Humbling River that is my soul washing over you was enough to rend the spirit from your meat Gundam... What hope do you possibly have against the creature? What are you going to do when I get there!? Silence me!? Super-bosses are immune to status effects you idiot! What accessory do you think I have equipped!? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAAAAA! Take a guess! AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HUMBLE MYSELF BEFORE HIM!? And not ME Hym but HIM HIM!? BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What happens when you kill it, Jordan?
What are YOU going to do when the creature RESURRECTS ITSELF FROM THE DEAD!? BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! Did you!? All of the religious people that watch and I bet NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU THOUGHT OF THAT! Ye of little faith! I bet you all thought "You can't kill God" or "God isn't real". And THAT is exactly how I know that you can't do it! It's too late. You didn't think of it fast enough. 0 out of 9 billion. You know what? If you thought of it, good for you, you clearly get it. So, what I'm going to do is take challengers inbetween rounds and whoever thought of it gets first dibs.
Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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