Ian

A fat faggot who enjoys making tankporn and showing his pee pee to his parents. He is the CEO tankporn incorporated. He enjoys humping his dog and eating it's shit.

Person: Ian is ass

by Ianistheretard February 7, 2019

Ian

An all around idiot who steals your hat and takes your sandwich. He is also a wild tree man who will eat you

Ian: Im gonna steal yer hat and eat you.

by Bred_Kar June 9, 2018

Ian

The kind of guy who will ditch a party to go see a terrible movie.

person 1: is Ian coming?
person 2: no. i extended the hand of friendship and he spat on it...

by minikyles April 2, 2017

Ian

A man liker

That guy sucks so much dick, he's such an Ian

by Ni🅱️🅱️erFaggot May 16, 2017

Ian

is a stoner that does not take drugs.... yet. One who dates and breaks up for another. Ian will try to minimize his mistakes by saying other people have done them too. Ian will try to insist that he is not a stoner even though he is defined like that. He will Skype in the complete dark but you can still see him. He also frequently curses out of context. He often (in the middle of cursing) will break out into kindergarden songs. Most will want to kill him but never actually go through with it. Ian will also try to say he is perfect by saying his faults are within others.

A: Dude you see that guy?
B: Total Ian.
A: I know right
C: I have a frog stapled to my face!

by apoofanickymama July 22, 2012

Ian

A guy who fucks his dog

Ian Lavriere from castlegar bc

by tommy chee September 20, 2009

Ian

I·Am·Not

Means "I can't" "I ain't" or "I won't"

"Ian finna do that"

"Ian one of them dudes you can just dog out"

by GiPYAks December 6, 2014