An all around idiot who steals your hat and takes your sandwich. He is also a wild tree man who will eat you
by Bred_Kar June 9, 2018
Get the Ianmug. A fat faggot who enjoys making tankporn and showing his pee pee to his parents. He is the CEO tankporn incorporated. He enjoys humping his dog and eating it's shit.
by Ianistheretard February 7, 2019
Get the Ianmug. 
by minikyles April 2, 2017
Get the Ianmug. is a stoner that does not take drugs.... yet. One who dates and breaks up for another. Ian will try to minimize his mistakes by saying other people have done them too. Ian will try to insist that he is not a stoner even though he is defined like that. He will Skype in the complete dark but you can still see him. He also frequently curses out of context. He often (in the middle of cursing) will break out into kindergarden songs. Most will want to kill him but never actually go through with it. Ian will also try to say he is perfect by saying his faults are within others.
by apoofanickymama July 22, 2012
Get the Ianmug. A Sociopath who believes he is more intelligent than what he actually is. Ians have a tendency of not being able to maintain friendships and relationships due to his complete lack of empathy and inability to act within acceptable parameters of social constructs.
Ians will offer their opinions on any subject, no matter how little they actually know about the topic at hand. Because of this, Ians feel that they are the only correct person and also the most intelligent no matter how much contrary information is presented to prove them gravely incorrect.
Ians will offer their opinions on any subject, no matter how little they actually know about the topic at hand. Because of this, Ians feel that they are the only correct person and also the most intelligent no matter how much contrary information is presented to prove them gravely incorrect.
1) "Did you hear the BS coming out of that guy's mouth last night at the party? He was a total Ian!
2) "He had a really nice girlfriend but he made an Ian of himself and now it's over.
2) "He had a really nice girlfriend but he made an Ian of himself and now it's over.
by The Scruffy Berserker May 19, 2016
Get the Ianmug.