Did I ask

When someone says basically anything to you, you reply “Did I ask?”
“Yo I got a new car “
“Did I ask”

“I got a 100 on my test
“Did I ask?”
by Crockss March 09, 2022
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Did I Ask

The easiest way to annoy someone. Just say did i ask to someone whenever they say something that doesn't matter.

Synonyms for Did I Ask are :

Who Cares?
And?
Did i ask for your opinion?
So what?
Ok?
Crazy, but i don't remember asking.
Who? Cares.
Guy1: Bro i just went to Russia!!

Guy2: That's crazy bro, but Did I Ask?

Guy1: :|

Guy1: STFU U little shit you have no family you little racist bitch you go die in a hole >:( you suk at mincraft go touch some grass >:((((((( Racist whore you gay n***** go die i hope you becom homeless and die from starvation and have ligma type 5 stage 4 dieseaseeeee!!! rACIST NOOB GO GET A LIFE QW0FUIW-0 GIWEGM'IPKLJ EORJ OJKONUlio i hate you go away you noob n*****8 fjwefiwjego; racist racist begone thot bitch fuck you go to hell and commit suicide i will break your niko niko kneecaps you racist whore go away get a life and a job then die in a car crash!!! >>>::((((((

Guy2: but Did I Ask

Guy2: XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Guy1: *disappears from the face of Earth*
by NoWhyWhatWhoCares September 03, 2021
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What if i did?

something you say when you want to say yes, but you'd be to ashamed to say it directly
Johny: anne? Did you cheat on me last night? Anne: What if i did?
by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022
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