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houdini of speach

Someone who is so much of a pussy that they can’t handle their friends bullying them and they always get in trouble with their parents for vaping but somehow doesn’t get punished.
Andrew is a Houdini of speach because his parents don’t give two shits.
by Hdifhejshfiejs December 9, 2019
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silent houdini

When a guy is plundering a females vajiggle jaggle and pulls out. He then spits on her back making her thing he came. When she turns around, he blows his load all over her face.
Friend one: "Hey man how was last night?"
Friend two" "Pretty good until she got pissed when I pulled a silent houdini"
by realniggazunite September 23, 2013
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Karma Houdini

The type of horrible and disgusting "human beings" that are wayyy too common in this world.

Basically "humans" who have committed horrible and vile acts and got away with it.
"Bruh this person committed multiple war crimes and they didn't even get a single second inside the confines of any sort of jail or prison. Hearing about Karma Houdinis is straight-up infuriating."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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Pulling a Houdini

1. While having sex, the man says he wants to cum on the girl's back, but spits instead, and when she turns around, thinking he's done, he lets his jizz fly all over her face.

2. Tricking a woman into letting you jizz on her face.
1. Sarah broke up with Micheal after he pulled a houdini and ruined her hairdo.

2. Next time I see my girlfriend, I'm going to try pulling a houdini.
by Locke577 October 15, 2008
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Sneaky Houdini

The act of having anal sex and tell your partner your about to cum but instead you spit on their back tricking them so when they turn their head around you actually cum on their face.
by eazyamo May 3, 2011
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Harlem Houdini

The act of impregnating a woman, then disappearing, never to be heard from again.
"Yo man, Jamal pulled the Harlem Houdini on D'quanda. She find him, he gon' be payin' support til he dead!"
by Bobcat24 August 13, 2012
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houdini weenie

a small penis that becomes unexpectedly large when aroused
girl 1: damn he had such a houdini weenie!

girl 2: ya i heard it grows better than it shows
by quarrion October 31, 2011
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