houdini ass

When you lay down you give the illusion of having an ass but the moment you stand up it disappears

Mike: Damn Michelle's ass is thick AF!
Tony: Was she lying down?
Mike: Yeah why?
Tony: Man she has a Houdini ass so don't get your hopes up

by Tricktionary January 14, 2017

whale houdini

The act of completing a houdini while having sex with a fat girl.

My friends would have made fun of me for having sex with her so I pulled a whale houdini and jizzed in her face. Now my friends make fun of her

by floridalion May 12, 2014

Houdini Sandman

When you're at a party and some chick is passed out and you jizz on her eyelids, so when she wakes up she can't see and has no idea who did it.

Yo dude, that party was crazy last night. I gave that bitch a Houdini Sandman, and she woke up couldn't see and she had no idea who did it.

by run its bc April 27, 2016

Pulling a Houdini

1. While having sex, the man says he wants to cum on the girl's back, but spits instead, and when she turns around, thinking he's done, he lets his jizz fly all over her face.

2. Tricking a woman into letting you jizz on her face.

1. Sarah broke up with Micheal after he pulled a houdini and ruined her hairdo.

2. Next time I see my girlfriend, I'm going to try pulling a houdini.

by Locke577 October 15, 2008

Sneaky Houdini

The act of having anal sex and tell your partner your about to cum but instead you spit on their back tricking them so when they turn their head around you actually cum on their face.

Dude jeffrey pulled a sneaky houdini on Jill

by eazyamo May 3, 2011

Harlem Houdini

The act of impregnating a woman, then disappearing, never to be heard from again.

"Yo man, Jamal pulled the Harlem Houdini on D'quanda. She find him, he gon' be payin' support til he dead!"

by Bobcat24 August 13, 2012

houdini weenie

a small penis that becomes unexpectedly large when aroused

girl 1: damn he had such a houdini weenie!

girl 2: ya i heard it grows better than it shows

by quarrion October 31, 2011