when one decides it is a good idea to poop in a towel in order to seek the attention of his peers. this is only done by individuals who have no brain and think crew is life.
Student 1: Yo did you hear the crew team made a Chaminade Hot Pocket?
Student 2: What crew team?
Crowd: (goes wild) got hiimm
Student 2: What crew team?
Crowd: (goes wild) got hiimm
by be the best May 28, 2015
"Hordan is a Hot pocket"
by Khan Mcpoop February 17, 2014
The result of Sleeping with more than one person in a 24 hour period. Resulting in a vagina that smells like the town of Emmett Idaho, or a fishy, trashy odor.
"I can smell you Emmett hot pocket dude! Take a shower"
"I drank all weekend, and now have an Emmett hot pocket"
"I drank all weekend, and now have an Emmett hot pocket"
by KMP4 March 11, 2014
when shave your pubic hair and place it into a girls vagina, then you sneeze into her vagina and she then quiefs out a hairball.
by Hyilainwaffle June 05, 2022
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
by Vlorg August 19, 2006
by krispy_NEC November 26, 2014
The ultimate revenge sex preformed by lubricating a condom with ICY HOT before having intercourse with an ex
Brandi that whore drunk dialed me last night so I ran over to her house and gave her a Louisiana Hot Pocket
by Twisted dude March 01, 2009