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Get the The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee mug.Referred to someone that is Big, Fat, Chunky or Wide. Horizontal: parallel to the plane of the horizon
by Gaybobs January 13, 2024
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by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Person Two: Yeah, I said yes because me and my boyfriend did that last night.
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by strappling May 30, 2022
Get the Horizontal hunky funky mug.N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.
Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.
He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
by CramApple1999 March 29, 2023
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Bae, Horizontal Shortbus and chill?
My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.
My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.
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