by ParkerD October 16, 2012

horizontal lengthage (ˌhôrəˈzän(t)l / leNG(k)TH / ij) : The amount of distance you gain in a single instance on a horizontal axis (can be applied in the air) (applies to melee and ranged weapons as well as projectiles)
Some people could say that this is a synonym of ''range''
Some people could say that this is a synonym of ''range''
Oh my god dude! Did you see the amount of horizontal lengthage I just got from that!
Wow dude! That horizontal lengthage was crazy!
Doomfist's Seismic Slam ability from OverWatch can get an impressive amount of horizontal lengthage .
Did you see the horizontal lengthage on this flail!?
Wow dude! That horizontal lengthage was crazy!
Doomfist's Seismic Slam ability from OverWatch can get an impressive amount of horizontal lengthage .
Did you see the horizontal lengthage on this flail!?
by JokerGoat September 24, 2018

When both parties are making retarded faces at one another, while simultaneously having sex in the missionary position.
Bae, Horizontal Shortbus and chill?
My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.
My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.
by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017

by _mike-oxlong_69 December 21, 2024

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.
by jembert January 7, 2010

You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip
You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020
