Kissing Horizontally

Two people kissing as they're laying down together.

Person One: Hey, did you see that question on the Rice Purity Test about kissing horizontally?
Person Two: Yeah, I said yes because me and my boyfriend did that last night.

by Jackalope24 March 23, 2024

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Horizontal hunky funky

a humorous way to describe two lovers are having sex, especially if you walk in on the action

A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky

by strappling May 30, 2022

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Horizontal Shortbus

When both parties are making retarded faces at one another, while simultaneously having sex in the missionary position.

Bae, Horizontal Shortbus and chill?

My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.

by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017

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horizontal intergration; Having sexual intercourse in a horizontal manner

guy 1: hey who was that girl?
guy 2: just some girl I horizontally integrated with
guy 1: ahh some good ol horizontal integration, fornicate brother

by jlhi99 April 20, 2018

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horizontal handshake

A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).

I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.

by QuacksO August 2, 2019

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