Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻

Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023

Holmes and Narver

Having a very long penis but very small testicles.

Seeing that guy in his banana hammock confirmed that he had a Holmes and Narver.

by Julian Ledesma December 26, 2007

Holm

A stupid bitch who thinks he is cool but smokes all the time and does dumb shit. often used as a insult since how awful of a person he is. his ego is time higher then his height

friend: oh my god you are so holm
me: i am deeply insulted

by forkieeee December 6, 2023

Kirsty Holmes

Kirsty Holmes is an amazing woman who is amazing at everything she does. She is an icon and every one looks up to her. She is a teacher and most kids pick computer science just to have more lessons with her.

Person : Hi Kirsty Holmes , you are the best
Kirsty : Aw, thank you. You’re amazing too - You get free time in computer class

by iconicbeef June 23, 2018

Daniel Lykke Holm

Daniel lykke Holm is the best Human Ever.

Like have you met Daniel Lykke Holm? No. YOU HAVE TO!

by Amme huta September 17, 2018

Holmes

is your first name Kahmare?

Hi Kahmare Holmes

by that girl form your school :) September 8, 2020

montel holmes

Tall african american male. With a tremendously small testical sack. Usually hangs around over weight white females. Hes a over all gentleman if i say so myself.

Montel holmes is a incredible man. Strong dark an ugly.

by Big dog willie james January 10, 2018