hogsed

To have a very large penis. A last name.

Dang I bet your last name is hogsed.

by Steven99 December 21, 2016

hoeseph

the boy in your life that is such a bitch but he's lowkey super cuddly and sweet. he can be an asshole and blackmail you for affection because he's such a hoeseph.

God dammit Joe! Stop acting like a hoeseph

by LunaOrion November 30, 2017

Hoesexual

A person whose love interest is a married man/woman

My sister is in love with a married man, so that makes her hoesexual.

by SteelersMom90 August 11, 2018

Hoist

Let’s hang out foo.

Wanna hoist tonight?

by Psychomantis96 August 21, 2019

Heisendumed

Closely related to the word Heisendate.

The effect created between two people who were dating when one issues the terms of "needing some space" or "being on a break".

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word dumped.

I don't know if I am single or not. I had a boyfriend but the other night he Heisendumped me.

by Kitten March 16, 2005

Hoesexual

A sexuality in which a male or female enjoys sexual relations without the emotional attachment

"Is there a sexuality for someone who doesn't get emotionally attached to people but likes to have sex or is that just a hoe?"

"Yeah hoesexual"

by Infamiss_cok January 10, 2017

pull a Heisenberg

1.) to first lick someones rectum, then sniff your own balls and finally look for someone to french kiss with.

2.) inter-species transmission of anal and penile bacteria via saliva.

John: If you don't do it, I'll get my dog to pull a Heisenberg on you!

Jane: Okay, okay, I'll do it!

by kay_ December 12, 2008