Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 21, 2025
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horizoned

To be screwed by an upstream data provider that insists it cannot provide data for which it is responsible, and instead passes the buck to other business units downstream.
Did you hear Lamar got horizoned and had to spend the entire weekend changing his app to meet the project deadline?
by Bytor&TheSnowDog December 09, 2020
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spirits over the horizon

fake album. It doesn't exist. It was made up by sellers to sell more leaks from period between donda 2020 and donda 2021
person 1: I love spirits over the horizon!
person 2: It's a fake album asshole
by forsenJoy March 16, 2022
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Dusty Horizon

A teenage youtuber/songwriter who is autistic. Dusty has previously claimed she is pansexual and spends her free time with her 2 cats who have made an appearance on her channel several times. Currently, she is in a romantic relationship with Noorth, a semi famous youtuber with a subscriber count of 16.1K subscribers. Dusty lives in Upstate New York with her family. Dusty has a very talkative and cute personality.
Person 1: Dusty Horizon posted on her story again today.
Person 2: Who..?
by biggiebong19919191 July 07, 2021
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Deep Water Horizon

When you put feces In a condom, freeze it, take the condom off the shit and use it as a dildo on a girl. An Alaskan Pipeline without the condom.
Man I gave this girl a Deep Water Horizon this weekend, shit was messy.
by RawrIareDinosaur August 28, 2016
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Deepwater Horizon

A sex position involving drilling a girl into submission until there is a mess everywhere.
I will drill her until she becomes the deepwater horizon.
by LegendaryJ! April 24, 2014
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Bring Me The Horizon

A death core band that I, honestly, couldn’t give two shits about either way. They’re good, but I’ve only ever listened to two of their songs.

I will say this, though, they produced my favorite song TO THIS DAY AND ONWARD, wonderful life.
Me: *Singing silently* nobody cares if I’m dead or alive, oh what a wonderful liiife.
SO: Hey, whatcha doing?
Me: Just listening to wonderful life by Bring Me the Horizon
SO: Oh sweet, can I listen?
Me: Sure babe, take a seat.
by KingKrispy47 March 03, 2020
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