Michael Heath Butt Ruler

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.

I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.

by ebghjebb February 14, 2017

Farnham Heath End School

The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.

Ralph: What school do you go to?

Sarah: Farnham heath End School

Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me

by Toby hallows March 13, 2023

Heath Ledger Alarm Clock

A bad combo of drugs resulting in death

man: yo, take these pain killers
drunk guy: no man. i dont want a heath ledger alarm clock

by KilsOner September 12, 2009

National Shut Up Heath Day

The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance

"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"

by Borchag November 18, 2021

Alan Heath

(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic

"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"

by 3TF July 5, 2016

Heath

A pretty, usually brown haired (sometimes long), brown eyed, guy. Heath’s are very sweet and caring people with a bit of a funny side. They usually like video games and television. Heath’s are mostly short with a few exceptions. Heath will always be a good friend and a great boyfriend. Heath’s are usually compatible with girls names that start with an H or M.

Person 1: Oh hey, Heath!

Heath: What’s up, Stewart?!

by Firefly69 January 11, 2022

Jeffery heath

Has the charm it takes to steal the heart of just about any girl who he talks to, has the ability to control her with his words and shows no emotions. Will cheat, lie say anything to get and keep her attention, he never cares what the outcome of his action as long as he is getting what he wants.

Jeffery heath is on that fuckary fuckboy shit again.

by Socialbutterfly23 May 17, 2023