Hate Boner

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.

Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)

by LoliBait March 13, 2022

hatefuck

When you really hate someone but you still fuck them

Girl 1: "We hatefucked last night, i hate him but he's unbearably sexy"
Girl 2: "Girl no, you should not be hatefucking anyone, especially him"

by hell's whore June 9, 2022

Bob Hate

The hater of all; envious of things he cannot achieve nor have. Absolutley no skills in capcom.

Why u all Bob hate son'?

by Stu40 February 16, 2009

Cloud Hate

The hate received from the heavens. A cloudy/rainy day.

Weatherman: There's a 50% probability of cloud hate in the afternoon.

by paper machetee January 13, 2010

face hate

A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.

Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?

Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.

by freedom17 November 10, 2011

Mexican Halter Top

(f.) The act of one tucking their breasts into their pants rather than wearing a shirt ( or bra) for concealment (i.e. "south of the border"). Gender opposite to the "Canadian Belt Buckle".

In Nederland: Duitse halter bovenkant (German Halter top)
In Deutschland: Italienische Halfter-Spitze (Italian halter top)

Buelah was a special woman! One with a little stretch in both her spandex and her flap jacks. She made her fortune as the designer and spokesmodel for the Mexican halter top. ¡En tiendas hoy, arriba! La cumbre de cabestro mejicana.

by Mr. Jabbers February 5, 2012

sneaky hastert

A sneaky Hastert involves performing an unwelcome sexual act, under the pretense of performing some other helpful action. The name comes from former house speaker Dennis Hastert, who allegedly molested members of a wrestling team he coached, under the pretense of assisting with the treatment of sport related injuries.

Person A: My groin cramped up in wrestling practice again, and the coach offered to help me stretch it out.

Person B: Oh, that was helpful.

Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.

Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.

Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.

by butlerj June 15, 2016