houdini of speach

Someone who is so much of a pussy that they can’t handle their friends bullying them and they always get in trouble with their parents for vaping but somehow doesn’t get punished.

Andrew is a Houdini of speach because his parents don’t give two shits.

by Hdifhejshfiejs December 9, 2019

Pulling a Houdini

1. While having sex, the man says he wants to cum on the girl's back, but spits instead, and when she turns around, thinking he's done, he lets his jizz fly all over her face.

2. Tricking a woman into letting you jizz on her face.

1. Sarah broke up with Micheal after he pulled a houdini and ruined her hairdo.

2. Next time I see my girlfriend, I'm going to try pulling a houdini.

by Locke577 October 15, 2008

Sneaky Houdini

The act of having anal sex and tell your partner your about to cum but instead you spit on their back tricking them so when they turn their head around you actually cum on their face.

Dude jeffrey pulled a sneaky houdini on Jill

by eazyamo May 3, 2011

Harlem Houdini

The act of impregnating a woman, then disappearing, never to be heard from again.

"Yo man, Jamal pulled the Harlem Houdini on D'quanda. She find him, he gon' be payin' support til he dead!"

by Bobcat24 August 13, 2012

houdini weenie

a small penis that becomes unexpectedly large when aroused

girl 1: damn he had such a houdini weenie!

girl 2: ya i heard it grows better than it shows

by quarrion October 31, 2011

double houdini

a variation of the standard houdini sex act. Perform sex in a doggy-style position, and instead of faking ejaculating on the lady's back as you would in a houdini, you actually do ejaculate. When she turns around, you give her a right hook to the jaw.

Not very nice, but neither is a houdini.

Top points were given to the man who could pull off the most double houdinis and get away with it.

by lipenaar May 22, 2006

Houdini 300

Yet another variation on the classic Houdini, prerequisites are that you MUST be wearing a loincloth.

*Do your lady from behind

*Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on her back

*When she turns around, unleash your load in her face

*As she stares at you in disbelief, strike a mighty blow and bellow 'THIS IS SPARTA!'

*Finish off by striking a homosexual limp-wristed pose, a la xerxes

"Hey Steve, I Houdini 300'd your mum last night!"

"STEVE!, are you listening?????!"

"Sorry, I was thinking of xerxes in a loincloth!"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink May 16, 2007