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Amateur Holiday

A day that has some legitimate meaning behind it (New Years Eve, St. Patricks Day, etc.) but is instead known for lightweights and drunk d-bags who drink more than they should and get sloppy drunk because its "cool man!" St. Patricks Day is such an Amateur Holiday.
On St. Patrick's Day I wanted to have some corned beef and a few green beers but every bar and restaurant was filled with sloppy drunk people in their 20s to 50s who cant hold their liquor. St Patricks day is a textbook Amateur Holiday.
by LZ 822 April 23, 2014
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pagan holiday

A holiday that a religion says it happened during that time but didn't happen even close to where that said religion is saying is happening.
Christmas is a pagan holiday due to the song "We Three Kings" says that they travel from China, Japan, North Korea and South Korea area.
by Commander8750 December 22, 2018
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Caylan holiday

Fight 9 year old kids even know he is 15
Caylan holiday you just punched that kid all over that was mad
by Bmcf May 28, 2022
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Holiday Sauce

People who can't spell or say 'Hollandaise sauce' properly.
Bob: "hey, i'm gonna make some holiday sauce tonight!'

Phil: "Bob, your an idiot."
by Bobdobolina January 19, 2015
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Un-Holiday

Joe: Is it a holiday today?
Josh: No, it’s an Un-Holiday.
by ImBlubadobebadoby December 15, 2018
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Holiday Bitch

A girl who breaks up with her boyfriend right before or during a holiday (birthday, Christmas, Chanukah).
“I was a Holiday Bitch to John, but he was such an asshole, I didn’t want to be with him any longer, especially during the holidays.”

“I needed to be a Holiday Bitch to Chad because his balls smelled like my lamination products and I couldn’t stand it no more!”
by ZanderBayCA June 2, 2022
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holiday pig

A relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every Thanksgiving and Christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating shitty food.
A relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with them doing the same damn thing.
My dad's asking me about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving ; and it's August. What a holiday pig.
by Toerivertroll April 16, 2016
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