Un-Holiday

A day that isn’t a holiday.

Joe: Is it a holiday today?
Josh: No, it’s an Un-Holiday.

by ImBlubadobebadoby December 15, 2018

pagan holiday

A holiday that a religion says it happened during that time but didn't happen even close to where that said religion is saying is happening.

Christmas is a pagan holiday due to the song "We Three Kings" says that they travel from China, Japan, North Korea and South Korea area.

by Commander8750 December 22, 2018

black holiday

When a black guy calls in sick even though they aren’t .

Yo nigga , I took a black holiday yesterday. I said I was sick, but I wasn’t.

by NiggaT87 July 31, 2019

holiday stuffer

Someone who you bring to the holidays so you aren’t alone and have someone to bone after dealing with your family all day.

“Jeanette at work and I both agreed to be each other’s Holiday Stuffers this year!”

by Thehiddennerd December 22, 2017

Holiday wanker

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...

Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker

by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017

chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.

"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."

by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017

holiday pig

A relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every Thanksgiving and Christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating shitty food.
A relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with them doing the same damn thing.

My dad's asking me about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving ; and it's August. What a holiday pig.

by Toerivertroll April 16, 2016