does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

A response to an obvious "yes" question.

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by HighDefSmitty December 16, 2007

the white horse

heroin ,another term for heroin

if you want to ride dont ride the white horse (heroin)
if you want to ride, ride the white pony (cocaine)

by cocaine/heroineHeadrushBabe November 28, 2006

1 man 1 horse

A video that has a man getting a horse and shoving the horse's penis in the man's asshole. The man died the next day because the horse's dick was so long that it ripped the man's colon open.

Dude 1- Yo man, we should watch 1 man 1 horse
Dude 2- That's fucked up man, the guy died from that shit!

by hoopla_69 October 22, 2013

Horse Turtle

Omnipotent supreme being. Creator of all. Looks like a horse with a turtle shell wrapped around its body, wears a crown to signify its dominance. has flames shooting out of its rectal cavity, no reason has been explained. very skilled at many different things including making sandwiches. Killed the dinosaurs because they ate his big bowl of cream cheese. The only time it has cried is when Scar killed Mufasa in the Lion King. Horse Turtle invented x box live among many many other things (everything, random facts are funnier than simply stating everything). Horse Turtle is also Bowsers brother in law. Was a one time member of the APA.

the closest example would be god but even god does not equal the raw power of the Horse Turtle.

by BBrown08 April 3, 2009

picture hoarder

One who takes photos, usually at fun events where other people would like to see said pictures, and fails to upload them or distribute them, ever.

Me friend, Boni, loves to take hundreds of great pictures that would be perfect for myspace or facebook but, unfortunately, she is a picture hoarder and these pictures will never be seen.

by jt1892 February 18, 2009

shekel hoarder

An individual who hoards large amounts of shekels; Commonly Jewish.

"Dammit, Smhuel's closet is literally filled with shekels!"

"Aw fuck, I knew Smhuel was a shekel hoarder."

by Ayy Money March 17, 2016

horse balls

someone with oversized balls.

krissy: damn boy you got some big balls.
andrew: you bet. around here we call them horse balls.

by sexikrissyXD January 29, 2009