When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.
Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.
Both:Good Times.
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.
Both:Good Times.
by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012
Get the Awkward Handshakemug. by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015
Get the bovine handshakemug. "Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"
by ItTollsForThee November 12, 2013
Get the farmer's handshakemug. by shake800 March 23, 2020
Get the Wuhan handshakemug. A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.
I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.
by #Shitjustgotreal November 20, 2022
Get the The Hormel Handshakemug. I first met his missus in a car park off the A13. Gave her a firm Dagenham Handshake and we've been on good terms ever since.
by JLS3000 January 25, 2016
Get the Dagenham Handshakemug. by jhokat March 1, 2011
Get the tongue handshakemug.