Find a partner with a raging bush, then perform anal sex. When your almost at climax pull out and have your partner poop a large plump turd. Ejaculate on the plump log to create the glue, then shave your partners bush onto it giving the appearance of a guinea pig. Now you have a pet you can kick around and enjoy.
Dude I was with some fat bitch the other night and we did a Guatemalan Guinea Pig so after sex we played around with it for hours...then we danced.
by Big Randall February 21, 2011
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Low class Italians, generally ones who wear wife beater T-shirts, scam the system and know people in the pizza business. Houses always smell of some type of low grade Italian food.
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Get the goth guinea mug.Due to the oil industry, it is the richest African country but it has one of the poorest average populations in the world. This is because the national leaders hog all the money to themselves. It is also the only African country that speaks Spanish. Its capital (Malabo) is on a tiny island (Bioko) far away from the mainland (Rio Muni). It's also really hot down there. Not to be confused with Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Papua New Guinea, Guyana, French Guiana, the island New Guinea, or the guinea pig.
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