grape slushy

the act of giving head or giving someone a blow job when your tongue and inside of mouth are stained blue or purple from a slushy or candy of some kind, this often results in discolored genitals

dude that girl Becky just gave me a grape slushy now my dicks all purple and shit

by purpledik11 October 19, 2010

grape slide

A moronic hazing ritual that requires new pledges of a fraternity to slide naked down a hallway on all fours with a grape positioned firmly inside the anus. If the grape falls out before the end of the hallway is reached, the pledge must eat it. Also see toilet surfing.

Earl tasted his own shit after the grape fell from his asshole during the grape slide.

by Robb H. July 6, 2006

Grape Turd

A piece of feces that is shaped like a grape and is a similar size. Similar to goat turds.

I went to a port-a-potty at the race to take a piss. There was a handful of grape turds in the bottom, but I pissed on them and busted'em up.

by chork November 29, 2005

grape fanta

Grape Flavoured Fanta, That Makes Everything Better.

side effects may include, burning, itching, oozing, weeping. Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders.

renee was sad but then she had some grape fanta to cheer her up.

by reneeisdabomb February 4, 2010

grape kiss

A small kiss on the penis

Let me give you a grape kiss

by LilRookie May 25, 2016

Grape Kool-Aid

Grape Kool-Aid is the offical best flavor and the most favorited by the ghetto.

Guy: Dude, get me some Grape Kool-Aid that's the shit.

by HELLOKA November 13, 2011

Grape Lottery

When you win some crappy prize at an obscure raffle/event from buying $20 in tickets that you could just go out and buy at a store for a couple bucks.

A: "Look at this cool bunch of flashy yo-yo's I won at my church's fundraiser last night, guys! Look! They spin and stuff!"

B: "I see you've finally won the Grape Lottery. Congratulations."

by Kapu Wolf March 9, 2009