goob

Short for "goober".

An affectionate nickname for a pet or a person, typically referring to something or someone cute in a baby way. This name is usually used in place of their actual name, and is almost always only said when talking to them.

Hi goob! You're so cute! Yes you are!

Did you get into the catnip again, goob?

by stormlines May 14, 2024

Goob

A friend or someone you know who has changed so much that you barely recognise them. (To be) unrecognisable. (To) change. Look(ing) different

1. They really like being a goob, huh?
2. Everyone at Halloween looks super goob-ish
3. You've really goobed

4. They're a goob compared to last year...

by L9 Shune November 28, 2021

Goob Loogie

The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”

“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”

“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”

by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021

goob in a tube

An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.

"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"

by Nun_Yer_Bizzy March 9, 2024

goob

good bitch

Kieran : Odin you fat little goob

Odin: kys

by Bricklayer Steven March 20, 2024

GooB

Someone who just doesn't give a fuck what the establishment or authority or the current narrative has to say, and sticks to middle fingers up in the air while walking away Proudly.

Are you a GooB too?
Goobs Unite!

Man, Look at that guy! He just gave the them two middle fingers and walked away like he didn't give a crap what they had to say. Wow he is such a GooB! How do I become like that?

by anonymous June 14, 2022

goobing

the process of being a goofy goober.

Source - the pumpkin patch smp

"FINN STOP GOOBING."

by KARMATHESPOOK February 15, 2022