Gerbil voodoo

The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.

Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018

Gerbil Dick

Very small Cock.
Micro Penis

My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick

by Thenry February 22, 2024

gerbil balls

A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.

That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.

by Uberuberduder October 13, 2017

Bosnian Gerbil Nigger Tag

One of many popular P.E. class games

“Hey Quandale I heard we’re playing Bosnian Gerbil Nigger Tag in P.E. today!”

“I love Wednesdays!”

by RancidNigger December 8, 2024

Egyptian Gerbil

Where you roll a gerbil in sand and then shove the gerbil in your urethra.

Woah bro got that Egyptian gerbil

by Bill c0sby August 7, 2025

gerbil

Cute little rodent that will make your eyes ligit POP! you will fall in love with it right away!

I got a got a gerbil for my b-day! sooooooo cute! I want to give him the world! I love his beady li'l eyes!!!

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 18, 2024