Straight Gleekin'

A straight fan of the Fox show "Glee" (a Gleek)who usually tolerates the singing & dancing but enjoys the acerbic, dark humor.

"Although he watches Glee with his Gleeky gay neighbors, Kev is Straight Gleekin'!"

by SleepTechBB April 28, 2010

hooded gerkin

A hero but not that kind of hero

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero

by Blacknasty April 27, 2019

Jerkin n gerkin

The hillbilly way to say beating your meat

Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

Sneaking and geeking

The act of getting it on. To go out and have your partner give you brains 🧠 , head, dome, to get topped off or to top them off, sucking, licking, bitting, spitting on it, tonging it up, sloppy toppy on all private areas then French kiss eachother. To get high and sex. Sneaking and geeking could lead to making babies

To sneaky link in my geek. Showing great skills with your mouth to make orgasm in the mouth. To hide my other head dicC inside of all her holes and repeat until everything is cream filled. To share with your friends and play fam great pleasure. To reach a new level. To gain all access. To knock some sense into each other using big head or little head for penetration. To get paid to school them sexually. To help them cheat like a test on their partner or when your partner breaks the rules with you sexually. When you have orgasms well your the highest in the room. Sneaking and geeking on yall.

by DonittoForTheRecord May 12, 2024

Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis

I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor

by HOWYADOIN March 12, 2026