Grocery Store Children

Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.

*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.
I see someone's Grocery Store Children out on the scene of that wreck. (Quote: Sheree Horn)
by Chief of Chiefs January 14, 2024
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Grocery Store Rack

Why does she need to grab melons? She already has the whole grocery store in her shirt, she has a grocery store rack.
by shobu July 27, 2008
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grocery god

when a person is great at attracting very attractive people (they're good at bagging a fine mofo)
"look at this girl i pulled"
"dude she's so fine you're a grocery god"
by lunine September 03, 2023
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Bagged the groceries

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.
by HappyCow1254 March 06, 2018
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grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.
Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."
by coubatis April 16, 2018
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Eatin Groceries

Eatin Groceries

A clean way of saying goin down on a woman!
by Hooker 2 May 08, 2021
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