When you hunch over while on the toilet and shake, making your balls sway back and forth, hitting your legs, similar to a grandfather clock, but with your cock (hence the name).
by Fortunate_Daughter August 3, 2024
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You may not necessarily like the person they become and might even find their presence annoying but you still tolerate them because it’s just easier.
You may not necessarily like the person they become and might even find their presence annoying but you still tolerate them because it’s just easier.
by Gigilesson September 15, 2023
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Get the graffmother mug.When you slide into someone’s DMs that you had a crush on but haven’t seen or spoken to in 30+ years.
Me: You remember Christy from high school?
Friend: yea, You crushed on her bad
Me: I grandfathered her last night on Facebook. I’m still crushing on her.
Friend: yea, You crushed on her bad
Me: I grandfathered her last night on Facebook. I’m still crushing on her.
by BeeJammer March 9, 2024
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A lovingly sarcastic way to describe something that feels outdated, slow, overly wholesome, or straight-up ancient in vibe — like a comment your grandpa might make while sipping tea in a recliner. Often used to roast friends who say or do something unintentionally old-fashioned.
A lovingly sarcastic way to describe something that feels outdated, slow, overly wholesome, or straight-up ancient in vibe — like a comment your grandpa might make while sipping tea in a recliner. Often used to roast friends who say or do something unintentionally old-fashioned.
“Did you just say you like voice voting? That’s a grandfatherly ass remark, bro.”
“He wears slippers outside and says 'the YouTube'... real grandfatherly ass energy.”
“He wears slippers outside and says 'the YouTube'... real grandfatherly ass energy.”
by Nathan Rayne April 22, 2025
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by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019
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