Lindsey Gram

A term used to describe a cannabis transaction where the purchaser feels the seller shorted the bag.

You pick up some weed? Yea man, but I think he hit me with that Lindsey gram, need to weigh it out and see.

by Sarah Thoga August 4, 2019

Andew Gram

Definition :Means that he likes to get cooked to rammed and go to male gay orgies where he gets his asshole pillaged buy cracked out men.

Andew gram

are you alright your walking really strange
Yeah mate im ok i just got my asshole thrashed last night

by Certifryedmethhead September 5, 2019

Wise-o-Gram

The highest possible level of life experience and knowledge.

You are wise, Poppa is Wise-o-Gram

by slipperycheese91 April 22, 2018

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"

by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020

Jamma gram

A gram of drugs that’s usually been dipped or bashed by ketamine

Bruv This is some proper Jamma gram. It’s been dipped by the odur fongas.

by Baydz May 1, 2020

gram hero

Someone seeking “likes”, attention, and/or affirmation by commenting or posting trendy social justice content on social media platforms, specifically instagram, and often on content that is completely irrelevant to wherever the hero is trying to steer the conversation.

Random person: “Here’s a picture of my dog.”
Gram hero: “Trump is a dog, amiright? Someone please like me.”

by CrèmeDream June 22, 2020

Slam for a gram

Drug whores that get fucked for a gram or less

"Hey, she'll slam for a gram!"

by Webster Bick October 15, 2020