Ben Garrison

Benjamin Garrison is a conservative political cartoonist, and a very controversial one at that. Garrison is (in)famous for brutal depictions of many left-wing figures, especially during the Covid-19 Pandemic, and after Joe Biden's controversial election victory.

Ben Garrison has been at it for several years. His most famous cartoon, "The Deep State Monster", was the one that put him on the map and defined who he is. In May 2020, he sparked a massive controversy after making a cartoon that depicted Nancy Pelosi as a power-hungry monster who is using the pandemic for her own gain at the American people's expense.

His most controversial cartoon, however, was on January 7, 2021 -- the day after the Capitol Riot. This cartoon, demanding that Americans "Stop the Steal", got him and his website permanently banned from Twitter. He's still active on Facebook, however.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021

GARREN; I'll be right back!

"GARREN;" I'll be right back! is when Garren Benfield's father shouts his name and the beats his mic up with a bat or some shit, then fucking leaves for 5 million years and finally comes back onto xbox chat 1 eternity later.

"GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Oh god, it arrives. *nuclear explosion* "I'll be right back!"............. "Ok I'm back." "GARREN; I'll be right back!"

by The Dankster #87 October 10, 2019

Garren

Has a really big and black and feathery cock. Takes roids and has no hoes.

Don’t talk to him he’s Garren.

by Mike6969Hunt October 18, 2019

dirty garrett

when rolling around in mud before engaging in sexual intercourse

Garrett fucked jimmy dirty garrett style

by Jerick April 20, 2007

Garrison

Garrison- A serious male who is politically defensive and opinionated.

A garrison is likely to get pulled over and then arrested for charges not associated with traffic.

Did you see that garrison' he totally talked himself into that cop car

by SeriousLeeFiction October 28, 2011

Garrett

Garretts usually like Laineys. He can be a great friend but don't get on his bad side our he'll chuck cow poo at you.

Garrett

by Wubadoo April 8, 2013

garron

Slang for "I garronTEE", what the gator from the old school TMNT would always say. Such as in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyVMmO2BJVM#t=2m40s

Does not necessarily mean "I guarantee". Is normally used out of context, such as a replacement for "OK" or "yes".

Paul: Yo man, I just crop dusted his ass.
Nathan: garron

Nathan: Did you watch that video where the snake barfs out a hippopotamus?
Paul: garron

by mrpaul February 27, 2009