Glitch

A technical term used as an excuse for someone not doing their job. Translated, it means ‘I fucked up, but I don’t ever admit to making a mistake’

Sorry everyone, you didn’t get paid because there’s a glitch in the system

by Lmb17 September 21, 2018

Glitch Missile

A poorly coded software exploit that is more likely to crash a system instead of giving you access to it.

"Hey, did you see the POC for CVE-9001-99999?"
"Which one?"
"The Metasploit POC....not the glitch missile on Github."

by throwaway_mcgee August 3, 2021

Swerve glitch

An oversight in madden that when executed correctly is extremely overpowered. This involves the user taking control of the WR while the ball is in mid air cutting inside and immediately cutting back outside. When executed perfectly the DB Will follow the WR inside making,the DB useless because it’s nearly impossible to react and have time to combat the swerve.

Dan:Ricky this guy just swerve glitched me

Ricky: bruh what a bitch move

by Daddy daley December 2, 2018

Glitch

Welp uh glitch.
Who’s glitch?
Uh

Idk.

hOnK HoNk
Any ways glitch is uh a person who is stupid and will probably commit cannibalism or murder someday X3 and they kin nagitoe cockichi kinky inky/ ink sans and error sans omg he’s so fucking hot ANYWAYS they also kin miu with there horny ass AND gamzee

Uh idfk glitch says error sans is fucking hot 100%

by Glitch is a twink December 23, 2020

Glitch

Adjective: meaning to use narcotics intravenously. Mostly speeds.

"I gotta get me a glitch"
"Wanna try a glitch?"
"That glitchlord is wild, he's always going ham"

by Glitchlord July 27, 2016

Glitch

A six six big man who is a pussy in the paint.

Hey, yo get your man Glitch out of the post if cant score on a five six guard.

by YourSmall May 1, 2019

Glitch

A discord username. Most commonly used in peculiar discord servers. Also doesn’t support TGG but respects it.

A person: “Get glitch”
Another person: “@Glitch”

by Hutter August 18, 2022