Glitch

*An error or problem in a system that causes both minor or major interruptions of service. The term 'glitch' here means that the analyst does not yet know the problem.

* the analyst cannot find the problem.

(1) definition derived from this paraphrased comment, posted shortly.

There's a glitch in my tax software.

by RealPolitix with Olivia LaRosa May 11, 2023

Glitch

This word means a function-not* in a device, especially in a computer.

*= Look up this word to find what it means.

My PC has a glitch!

by the_knowitall October 7, 2023

Glitch

A technical term used as an excuse for someone not doing their job. Translated, it means ‘I fucked up, but I don’t ever admit to making a mistake’

Sorry everyone, you didn’t get paid because there’s a glitch in the system

by Lmb17 September 21, 2018

infinite brown glitch

when you take a shit and the the fecal residue won't come off no matter how much you wipe

guy 1: "dude i was taking a shit and i got the infinite brown glitch"
guy 2: "damn"

by theinfinitebrowner May 5, 2024

Glitch

A discord username. Most commonly used in peculiar discord servers. Also doesn’t support TGG but respects it.

A person: “Get glitch”
Another person: “@Glitch”

by Hutter August 18, 2022

glitch

the best energy drink mix ever made

have you tried glitch yet? it's really good!

by givemegumgumyoudumdum October 31, 2022

Technical Glitches

Yeah, you guys are getting a lot of those. I mean... I'm not. But yeah...

Hym "You guys better try to find out whether or not those technical glitches are my thing because if it's not you might be getting (in the words of Tucker Carlson) 'De-Populated' by your government. And, if you look at Gaza, they seem to be perfectly fine with mass murder. So... You know... Hurry it up. If giving me the credit and the money doesn't work then it's gotta be your government trying to murder you. So... Do what you will."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2025