Gates middle school

a school in scituate, massachusetts for grades 7 and 8. The teachers who are all asses, except for the former principal who passed away in a car crash march 2010. The school is filled with boys who smoke pot and all the girls are sluts that cant act their age and dont know the difference between undergarments and clothing. If their not a slut there probably overweight and puggy. Except for the few down to earth students most have their head and the clouds and focus on partying and making out with boys then school work and their future.

Gates Middle school fun facts

grades average = D+
slutty girls= 90 %
pot head boys=75%
annoying teachers = 95%

by anonymousx1x2x3x4x5x9 May 3, 2010

Gatsby-ing

Verb- To idealize any objective and pursue it relentlessly. While blindly ignoring friend's advice, logical signs, and rationality. In the end, it most likely is not worthy of pursuing.

"Damien- "I have to keep pursuing her forcefully until the bitter end."
Jon-"Dude you given her everything"
Damien-"Not everything, not yet"
Jon-"You need to stop Gatsby-ing Damien"

by Jonny_23_Athlete June 9, 2013

Gates Paradox

Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.

My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.

by STPotter November 21, 2007

gassing laugh

The act of laughing so hard that you pass gas, which generally results in more laughing.

We laughed at the joke, but Mike was the only one who had a gassing laugh.

by DR WILY February 3, 2010

Gates'ed

The concept by which your time is wasted by your computer having to download and install updates and/or patches.

Man, I have to work on this paper for school but I just got Gates'ed

I have to respond to this e-mail for work but my computer just Gates'ed me.

by Murdock Asimov November 2, 2010

Gassa

Another word for weed.

It's heard in the rap group -The Misfit Mexicans

Me and my home boy be smokin up that gassa tonight.

by Rich cox March 12, 2017

gassed

getting high on weed, getting stoned

becky do you want to get gassed tonight

by flapperfanny January 6, 2021