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whale watching

The act of watching or observing fat people
guy 1: "should we go to McDonald's?"

guy 2:"no, I don't like whale watching"
by Rad70000001 October 17, 2011
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Feltching

(Verb) Comes from Western Colorado slang insults. It refers to a man who drinks cum out of another's ass with a straw.
(Adjective) An insult for someone who shocks you with their stupidity or aura of annoyance.
Guy 1: "Dude, I think Gnar Kill is like the greatest band ever."

Guy 2: "You are such a feltcher man."
by Subnet-Zero May 6, 2004
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watching family guy

I was watching family guy in my basement with my girl friend.
by Austin Rys March 23, 2004
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watching tv

Code for Jerking off, jacking off,

or, non gender specifically, masterbating.
"Today my boyfriend called me wanting me to talk dirty to him since he was watching tv"

" Once I walked in on my roommate watching tv, not a pleasant experience."
by TheSillyOne July 23, 2009
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feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005
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watching face

A term commonly used in the Caribbean to designate a type of arrogant behaviour that is socially inappropriate and/or generally frowned upon, where the 'face watcher' clearly manifests an attitude of superiority relative to the person whose face is 'being watched'. It is sometimes also associated with dishonesty or trickery. The result is often a conflict of some sort, ranging from mild resentment to murder. The physical manifestation of this behaviour evokes the image of someone staring down another along the upturned bridge of their nose, a form of behaviour commonly found in many cultures.
"Don't watch no face!"

"You watchin' face?"

"Man, that guy was totally watching face."

"Whoa - the face watching is rampant in this club!"

"Is he a face watcher?"
by Paul Lemelin March 18, 2008
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Fwching!

interj.

First, a short word history: the idea of "Fwching!" was originally conceived while reading the engaging, clever comic known as Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin was depicted as shooting something with a small twig-constructed, y-shaped slingshot. The onomatopoeia used was "Fchwing!". I, the reader, liked the word very much and decided to add it to my vocabulary (but, of course, never actually say it aloud). However, while typing it on one occasion, I misspelled it as "Fwching!". This corruption of the word was the basis for the all-purpose word that is known and loved today (by me... just me).

1. Boom!, crash!, pop!, etc. (onomatopoeia)
2. Wow! (to express excitement or emotion)
3. Quite simply a word used when one has nothing else to say, or DOES actually have something to say (which would be "Fwching!"). See supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
1. Fwching!
2. Fwching!
3. Fwching!
by Fwching! May 23, 2005
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