Funny Business

A euphemistic term used between friends to describe intimate relations up to, but not including, sexual intercourse. The opposite of "nothing dodgy."

Did you guys bang last night?" "No, but there was definitely some funny business..

by Physicist of the day December 2, 2010

piss funny

when something is so funny that you literally piss yourself laughing.

dude 1: did you see the sketch that billy connolly did about putting a condom on inside out?

dude 2: haha, yeah it was piss funny.

by Jonny Foxwell September 26, 2007

funny monkey disease

Funny monkey disease, or FMD, is just a nicer way to say AID's. It would be alot nice if you heard, sorry i gave you funny monkey disease, rather than, sorry i gave you AIDs. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't want to have something called funny monkey disease. It has the words funny and monkey in it. Sounds like fun

Sorry, I forgot to tell you, i have funny monkey diseas, you might want to get yourself checked.

Oh, ok....

-2 mins later-

What the hell is funny monkey disease???

by itchy2 January 10, 2009

Funky Chung

a description of an Asian who wears wild rock and roll type clothing and or has an extreme hairdo.

"Check out Funky Chung over there playing DDR, How can he even see out of that massive do?"

by Rolo Tony October 2, 2008

Funny Story Bro.

The way you begin your story when you are about to lie to your friend or make an excuse.

Example1:

Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....

Example2:

Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...

by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

Funny Valentine

"Kono tonari no basho ni jiyuu ni haitte koreru no wa kono watashi no nouryoku dakeda! yukkuri ajiway"

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States in the fictional world of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 7 - Steel Ball Run, he wields the stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, who can travel from a universe to another by going between two objects, he organized a continental race from San Diego to New York with the help of Steven Steel following the map of Joseph of Arimathea in order to gather the corpse parts which is assumed to be Jesus Christ's corpse, he is killed by Johnny Joestar later in the ending of the part

Wow, Funny Valentine and his stand D4C is so OP!!

by M1co29 July 7, 2020

Funny Sticks

Funny sticks is a particularly brutal game played by Klaymen. The rules are ill-defined but it involves stabbing your opponent with large white sticks. It is first initiated by throwing the opponent to the ground and beating them. Then sticks are inserted into the back.

Hey me and bob are about to play funny sticks wanna play? Bob will bring the apples you just have to stay still and we can do all the work. :)

by Gæ Bowser December 8, 2020