whiteboy fucky

A term to denote something that goes very wrong

"That shits some whiteboy fucky"

by Thoobenator December 7, 2017

Ipse mihi fucki

The unfortunate situation in which an attempted rape against a middle aged woman results in her going all Hulk on you, biting off your dick at the base, and then sodomizing you with your own penis.

Joe: How'd yer night go after we split?
Mark: Not great.
Joe: Wha happened?
Mark: I thought I'd tag some MILF but she was much older face to. She went all ape on my shit, bit me solid clean off, and then fucked me with my own hard cock. Total Ipse mihi fucki, you know? Not my best night...
Joe: Fuck....

by GenX Alt December 8, 2024

Mega-Fuckies

A occurrence where a mistake would otherwise cause you to mutter the word fuck over one million times.

I just cost the company a loss of one million dollars. Mega-fuckies.

by captain McDoucher June 30, 2021

Fuckie

When someone deacribea or defines the way they are being effed

They fuckied me in a mean messed up way at the bank

by Cjm1 June 3, 2022

tipsy fucky

When you have consumed the perfect amount of alcohol to be in the mood for sex, but not so drunk that you feel either tired or nauseous - or both.

Babe, I'm feeling tipsy fucky right now.

by bustymcgee September 7, 2016

rubber fucky

A condom.

I need a rubber fucky before we do this.

by Ereck Flowers August 31, 2018

Fucky

1st meaning: Something that should be extremely simple but now it is made even worse by someone’s failed attempt at repairing or fixing it.

2nd meaning: when you’ve been done wrong by something or someone making the situation fucky

Sorry boss I can’t undo this wheel, the tire shops had a fair go at the lug nut and now it’s fucky

Alternative: did you hear Damo’s girlfriend cheated on him last weekend ?, mate that’s fucky.

by Yihp December 29, 2020