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Heart Forward

I certain type of masterbation when a man buys a animal heart and cuts a hole in it so he may insert his penis. This type of pleasure was invented by the I don't give a f**** in 'Merica.... Now stop making discusting things you nastys!!!
"Heart forward in front of her dude! She will think its sexy"
by Lollybear890 December 3, 2013
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Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.
Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.

What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.
by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023
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forward sizzle

Australian slang: Alerting others to an impending announcement, or exciting news

Most commonly used when getting a new/better job

Evokes the wafting of sausage sizzle/smell of an announcement over others, in preparation
Dan: hey everyone, just a bit of forward sizzle for this afternoon, stay tuned

Everyone: k (expecting sizzle)

Dan at 4pm: yeah, so I’m excited to announce I’ll be the new assistant area compliance officer for the local food safety authority, keen for new beginnings *fist bump emoji*

Everyone: sweet
by hoomuzu February 16, 2023
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.9.When I, Angel Jose Robles<Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Senses the word "'Resist'", Propel Forward On Zeta.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 8, 2025
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Gayly Forward

A term used by homosexuals when going toward without saying 'straight'
"Turn right and go toward onto sunshine street"

"OK, turn right and go Gayly forward"
by GingerToe June 28, 2018
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Forward Edge

To edge is a masturbation technique (used mostly, but not exclusively by men) where you intentionally bring yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm- but don't cum. Instead you stop and let the pleasurable feelings die down.

The forward edge is when 2 or more men participate with the first man fucking the second man in the ass. The second man is therefore the forward edge.
Jenny got cucked when here man was the forward edge in an all male three way.
by JeremyDickens January 31, 2022
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The Great Leap Forward

The above title is one of the Mao Zedong's chronic brain farts.
No government has killed more people through incompetence and stupitidy than the People's Republic of China, chink commies are in a class of their own. This utopian leap took place from 1958 to 1962 where the intension was rapidly industrialize the country by producing steel with primitive backyard furnaces caused one of the largest famine in human history – no one knows the exact death toll but estimates range from 15 to 55 million who starved to death during its worst years 59 - 61. And of course, according to the official truth the scapegoats were like always "hostile western forces."

Deng Xiaoping combined Mao's ruthlessness without his incompetence, Xi Jinping, a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh kills too, he has focused on the Uyghur minority and of course other regular stuff like the genocide in Tibet.
by O. W. Tongueincheek July 6, 2024
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