forking

it's just like spooning, except the two people involved both have spiky hair

When Jamie Lee Curtis and former MTV veejay Simon Rex were dating, some nights they would go out on the town, other nights they'd just curl up in front of the tv for a tender night of forking.

by sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah October 20, 2009

Fogging

To fart in a female's purse whilst left unattended.

"Once that drunk bitch is away from her purse for a second, its getting a good fogging."

by Crumblebutts March 23, 2012

Forking

The game in which 5 people throw a fork in the air and try not to get hit, But then run to find it so they can then throw it. Can also be played with a spoon or with a knife, but can be more dangerous with knifes.

Owen: Anyone wanna go forking?
Luke: Yeah, lets fork?
Sophie: I've got the fork. Ready?

by ThofBABES. March 18, 2009

Freshman Forgiveness

The one time forgiveness given to a freshman, (normally a female) who falls for the totally wrong upperclassman guy. The guy normally seems sweet, but everyone who has been in college with him for more than 5 minutes knows he is a douche bag.

A new college freshman girl wants to find a boyfriend on the campus she has just arrived on. She begins talking to a guy who seems very sweet. Because no one has warned her about his creepyness she persues him. Things happen, and then she realizes how much of a douche he really is. The freshman then avoids this man and throws it off as a freshman forgiveness because she was not warned, and didnt know better.

by spinto_kar May 28, 2009

foraging

The act of eating breakfast by skipping around to various staff meetings and clipping miscellaneous donuts, bagels, etc.

Kevin: Is Bob in yet?
Steve: He's here, but he missed breakfast so he is foraging around the office.

by Paulo and Miguel May 5, 2006

forking

When a sleeping woman moves her legs from the spooning position up across a man's chest or neck, looking more like a fork or pretzel.

I woke up in the most uncomfortable position this morning because she was forking me all night.

by saporiae November 5, 2011

fortino

A Post-Apocalyptic rumblefish, who's rock hard fishstick and rocktots smash together in front of monkey cages. Thus cause fecal matter to be flung inaccurately and without known trajectory. The indigeneous amphibious aquatic/land creature is such a rarity that many don't believe in it's existence until one washed ashore, allegedly unconcious from chain smoking, Jack Daniels, and from the consumption of Dr. Pepper.

Look out now, that {fortino} has a time machine.

by sugardaddy931 February 5, 2010